What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How did the tree get lost?