What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Easter eggs.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why is winter considered holy?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?