What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the cat go to medical school?