What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?