Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is blue and not heavy?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What does an evil hen lay?
What event do spiders love to attend?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?