What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What insect runs away from everything?
What tree has the most bark?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?