Which musician loves to make chili?
Rod Stew-art.
What fish sings the best?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the bunny upset?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What animal has the most fun?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?