Which musician loves to make chili?
Rod Stew-art.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?