What does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What should you wear to a tea party?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the musician arrested?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?