Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Which is the worst season?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
I like telling Dad jokes.