Where do pigs love to take naps?
In a ham-mock.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How can you farm during the winter?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?