What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?