What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are turtles so shy?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What birds make average students?
What horn never makes a sound?