What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How can you farm during the winter?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?