Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What building always gets stains on it?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?