What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?