Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
He had grater plans!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What condiment has wings?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a thieving alligator?