Why are cause and effect so close?
They're related.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How do you get straight A's?
Where would you find an elephant?