Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What does a dog say before eating?
I broke my finger!
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?