Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
It clicked with someone else better.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What season begins with a thud?
What game does chlorine never lose?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call an exploding monkey?