What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which is the worst season?