What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I'm just nuts about you.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What does the sun drink out of?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?