Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did March say to the madness?
What do fairies always drink?