Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?