What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
The museum curator needed a break.
What nationality are most fish?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's the holiest insect?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?