Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?