Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
When do astronauts eat?