What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's the friendliest national park?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do tough ducks come from?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?