Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?