What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
A bear hug!
Which subject has two parts?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?