Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What color are all the books in the library?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why didn't the melons get married?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What does an evil hen lay?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?