Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Which elf is the best singer?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What birds make average students?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a henway?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?