Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How does NASA organize a company party?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What does the sun drink out of?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do novels go to have a good time?