What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?