What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What season begins with a thud?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?