Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
When do cows get tired?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?