What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why was the bee sad?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?