What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How did the tree get lost?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?