What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was the horse so happy?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?