What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?