Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do bees chew?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's the opposite of irony?