Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?