What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Roboots.
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?