What sport do horses love to play?
Kickball.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?