What sport do horses love to play?
Kickball.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do rhinos charge?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?