Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a short cow?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which computer won the talent show?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do Scottish toads play?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?