Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Which bug is related to you?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's the difference between soccer and football?