What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?