What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?