What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was the dog so popular?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?