What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why are frogs always happy?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How are mountains able to see?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?