What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Bison!
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?