What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
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What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
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What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
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Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
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What's the king of all school supplies?
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Which is the worst season?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?