Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?