What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Sand dollars!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?