How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
A book just fell on my head.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What day do hands always go to church?