Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do you talk to a giant?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How are teens like cats?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?