What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why are skeletons so calm?