What do ocean animals do when it snows?
They build a snow-manta ray!
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What words make the best athletes?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's E.T. short for?