What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Cheerios™!
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How was the wedding?