What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Dove™ bars.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Do you have the best ceiling?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How long will dinner be?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's the most athletic footwear?